My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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