he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
