Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Who wears a wallet chain?!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick