Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian