Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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