I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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