About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
