Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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