just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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