Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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