its not stalking. its research.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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