I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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