he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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