bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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