Sry I called you an 8
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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