check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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