And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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