I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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