I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
