I puked a lego.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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