He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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