I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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