So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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