everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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