i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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