it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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