I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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