Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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