Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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