I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
