Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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