my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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