I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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