Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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