in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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