what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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