I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I got inside last night via doggy door
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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