She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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