i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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