No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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