I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
