normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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