You can't motorboat a personality
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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