Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize