they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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