so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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