Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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