so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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