If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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