I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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