I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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