Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
