Can Purell be used as lube?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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