I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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