I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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