Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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