He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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