I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
it's like heaven, but drunker
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
