Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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