please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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